My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
— The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via bl-ossomed)
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war
shut the fuck up steve
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster